wittacism:

It’s essay writing season for tons of students!

After being a college writing tutor for over a year, I thought I would share my advice with all you awesome people on tumblr. This is how I write essays, but if you’ve got more tips, feel free to add them below. 

Happy writing. You can do it!

jetbag:

me: im going to fucking stab you

straight white boy: haha then what? ;) 

unclefather:

dogpuppy:

For $110 you can get a shirt with potatoes on it

Life hack: Get a $5 white t shirt and glue real potatoes to it. It’s cheaper. 

unclefather:

dogpuppy:

For $110 you can get a shirt with potatoes on it

Life hack: Get a $5 white t shirt and glue real potatoes to it. It’s cheaper. 

pooka-saurus:

shining-vagina:

carlyjespen:

why can’t plane tickets be like 10 dollars

why can’t concert tickets be like 10 dollars

why can’t everything be like 10 dollars

I’m not paying 10 dollars for a candy bar fuck you

(Source: superhighschoollevelhope-archive)

the-ultimate-gert:

intensional:

p0intless—blogger:

intensional:

imactinginsane:

intensional:

le-madcap:

intensional:

xomtrencherxo:

intensional:

Look at all those ducks

Those are chickens

Look at all those ducks

Those are chickens

Look at all those ducks

THOSE ARE CHICKENS

Look at all those ducks

T H O S E. A R E. C H I C K E N S.

Look at all those ducks

Thats a lot of eagles.

the-ultimate-gert:

intensional:

p0intless—blogger:

intensional:

imactinginsane:

intensional:

le-madcap:

intensional:

xomtrencherxo:

intensional:

Look at all those ducks

Those are chickens

Look at all those ducks

Those are chickens

Look at all those ducks

THOSE ARE CHICKENS

Look at all those ducks

T H O S E. A R E. C H I C K E N S.

Look at all those ducks

Thats a lot of eagles.